poop is to pee as ass is to muffin [14 Sep 2004|08:39pm] [ mood | pheelin phunky ] [ music | caligula ] wow 12 days and no update. i figured u guys never read it. bitches! all of you! so the only really intresting besides school and ashley, was my show on sunday. it was awesome. i was sick though. that was the only bad part. i felt like ass. a black midgets asshole. color blind light opened. they're my friend kevins band. hes a cool kid and u should check out his band if u like screamo emo stuff. the armada played next. there not a bad band. it was our 2nd time playing with them. there cool guys.then celio drive played. meh. they are nice guys though. this gun for hire followed. they are a pretty good band. and there pretty crazy and plus they are nice guys. no hollywood ending played. the keyboardist was awesome. hes cool to. they were allright. then we played. everyone went nuts. there were pile ons, matt almost killed kids with his guitar, people ran on stage screaming into the mic. it was nuts. i sneezed on myself a lot while playing. i love playing shows i love it. i love the kids in my band. they are all sexy. the the acacia strain played. they are fuckin heavy and fucking awesome. they sound like they do on cd. i met them they were nice guys. and met mark from bury your dead who played drums. overall besides being sick it was fun. thank you amanda and ashley for coming to all our shows. it means alot. i found a weaird news article. it reads: How Would You Like to Meet This Guy? Wed Sep 1, 9:32 AM ET Add Oddly Enough - Reuters to My Yahoo! BERLIN (Reuters) - A man caught having sex with a blow-up doll in a busy public shopping arcade had to be physically parted from his rubber lover and escorted away, said police in Stuttgart Wednesday. The 38-year-old man was caught with his trousers down early Monday evening after alarmed witnesses alerted the police. "It was real, he was caught in mid-action with the doll," said a press spokeswoman. Police said that they had considerable difficulty separating the drunken man from his partner. thats all bitches post comment

politics sucks [02 Sep 2004|11:02pm] [ music | still sawtooth ] FUCK everything political.its bothering me. all this anti- bush crap is stupid. especially u kids who can't vote. its annyoing, that and i found another weird webiste o man there is some weird news story http://www.wftv.com/news/3643877/detail.html gross go to it. post comment and tell me how gross it is post comment

don't stop the beat [02 Sep 2004|08:27pm] [ mood | snowboarding fever ] [ music | the sawtooth grin ] yo mon. ur flys down. just kidding. in my last entry i forgt to mention on broken wings/ shattered realm show. it was an insane show. i have never seen so many fights. anywho i wanted to see mabus but i didn't get there early enough. so the warriors came on.i did not like them. nothin special at all. the singer was trying to scream/rap. the singer look liked like he was gettho. anywho not fun to watch either. i guessblack my heart came on.they suck. i have seen them two times and both times i have been dissapointed. shattered relm came one. this band looked gettho. but the fuckin rocked out. definetly one of the most insane sets i have ever seen. there was 3 fights during their set to it got cut short. someone jumped off the stage and punched the non-moshers. then some guy walked on the banaster and kicked people in the face. on broken wings came on next. after heargin johnny cupcakes left and they lost their second bassist i was not really looking foward. lemme tell u they are still fucking awesome with out the samples. i love them. there was a pile on during there 3rd song it was nuts. it was my second time seeing them and they were awesome again. so anyway theres a bunch of tours coming around here. im looking forward to ed gein and the sawtooth grin. i would rather see old unearth then new unearth. the red chord is coming they fucking rule. i might go see misery index, vadar, and goatwhore.if u ant to go nuts and mosh or go nuts come see my band at loives sept 12th or the 19th at crannell. enough music talk. i found a funny website i dunno if u have bene on it but its funny. it will make u love fat women better http://www.porkdisco.com/so.html go to. u'll laugh, u'll cry, u'll hurl post comment

i heard u have herbes [30 Aug 2004|02:30pm] [ mood | its fucking hot ] [ music | set ablaze ] yo yo yo don't smoke crack. howdy y'all. im posting again woppity-doo. well to start off when last posted which i don't remember so i'll just wing it. so everyone left to get smart at real colleges.no ones really around. every thats here going to occc/rcc says they'll hang out but i know thaqt won't happen. so to all of u that left... ur all on my shit list and u suck. go get a high paying job see if i care! lately i have been riding. haven't really learned anything new except sprocket to disaster to 180 out. mike is the shit at riding still. an matts bike should be loved by gay men everwhere because the seat is broken and it point up. up into ur butt.. hole. i also have been hanging out with ashley cause shes the best. better then all of u. what else hmmmmmmmmm o yea occc started today. wooo! i had my 3hr and 45 min class. monsterous. its a fun class though. of course for my first day i was 20 mins late and i parked on a persons lawn because i couldn't find a spot. so i had to move my car during my break. i like a lot better then high school. its more laid back and people are nice. parking really sucks though. my band changed its name to.... i am the end. i don't like it. but they don't care cause i never like anything they said. o well. we're playing at olives in nyack with the banner and no hollywood ending. thats on sept 12th if u want to come i'll give u directions. we're also playing atcrannell on sunday sept 19th with anterrabae. if u want a ticket let me know and i'll sell you one. there $10 thats all for now bitches! post comment

yo mamma has big balls [23 Aug 2004|12:19pm] [ music | crowpath ] i found some bad yo mamma jokes and i felt everyone needed to share my pain of reading them: *Yo mama's so ugly, it looks like she ran the 100 yard dash in a 90 yard gym *Yo mama's so ugly, people make jokes about her *Yo mama's so ugly, her face is closed on weekends! *Yo mama's so ugly, when she masturbates she gets arrested for cruelty to animals *Yo mama's so ugly, that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects. *Yo mama's so ugly, she could only be Yo mama. *Yo mama's so ugly, my dog took one look at her and ran away. *Yo mama's so ugly, people at the circus pay money not to see her. god these are so bad, it makes me sad, the opposite of glad, im happy my name is not tad, i do't like to join a fad, foreign people make me mad, and your face makes me sad. thats all for now bitches! 1 comment|post comment

ashley had sex with ur momma [20 Aug 2004|12:01am] [ mood | naked ] [ music | prayer for cleansing ] hayyyy girlfriend! what be up in the hizzz-ouse! hi i have not updated in awhile so here my amazingly intresting life goes. since last post nothin intresting has happened. i worked and all that jazz. only thing that really happened last week is i went to ashleys house and got a flat so i put the spare on and that went flat. awesome. then i get it fixed and i later i find out that i have to get new shocks and all the crap so its out of comission till i have the money. ba. ba to u and ur family. all this week i have been working mon, tues,wed, thurs,fri, and satuday and sunday im working. but sunday i get to ride in a bmx demo in goshen so its not so bad. i saw the red chord, evergreen, alol last night. it was awesome. evergreen was a lot more crazy live cause there cd isn't heavy at all. alol was really good i enjoyed there set. i wished they played stuff from open ur mouth for the speachless. u can he the meshuggah in alol new stuff but its good. the red chord O MAN! i love them. they were awesome live again. they put on an awesome show. there new shiznat was awesome. i enjoyed it throughly.i got to sing into the mic and it was so awesome. i'd pay $100 to see them. nothing over that cause thats too much. i have been riding alot lately. i haven't really done anything new except 180 fastplants. mike rules at the bicycle. in lizzie borden news were playing with a thousand falling skies on oct. 8th i think. then with ed gein on the 16th. both at the chance complex. and joe is offically out and kyle is so in and this is what i leave u with this: there is a website that give u directions on how do be anorexic post comment

black dahlia murder hearts finch! [09 Aug 2004|06:12pm] [ mood | bored out of my mind ] [ music | cattle decapitation ] hey homeslice. how have u been? bored?! yes me to me to. so nothing intresting has been happening to me lately. i have been working fun fun fun. saturday i saw black dahlia murder, cattle decapitaion and a couple more. it was so awesome. go see bdm live. cattle was really good live too. if ur in to death/grind then u'll love em. they played an awesome set then for there last song they thanked everyone for coming out. then they started the last song and it was just like da duh duh and they we're like thank u good night. hah it was so funny it was like 5 seconds. then bdm came on and the rocked the hizzouse. they played most of unhollowed. no at the gates covers though. it was my 2nd time seeing them and they were more awesom then the first.they whole night they were cheering for finch and making fun of them it was awesome. yesterday was a fun riding day.bart did some nice stuff we manualed an adjustible picnic table and then he 180'd off it. mike did some nice 450s at the skate park.noithin else to say excpet.vote for my band lizzie borden and tell everyone on your buddy list to do it too http://www.bandhot.com/battle.htm. and we have a show august 13th at the american legion in greenwood lake. and august 20th is a battle of the bands in middletown by taco bell i need everyone to come please make it out. thanks bitches i leave u with this... if a man watches a woman undress in front of a window, he can be arrested as a peeping tom, if a woman watches a man undress in front of a window, she can have him arrested for indecent exposure. where's the fun in that? 1 comment|post comment

i do the cha cha like a sissy girl [02 Aug 2004|12:24am] [ mood | worn out ] [ music | endthisday ] hello homeboys/homegirls. u are reading my intresting life. well nothing has been going on lately because my friends suck and don't do anything. i dunno why . and if we do something i am very bored. i miss last summer alot. last summer was sooo much fun. i did alot of fun stuff with everyone. this summer no one does anything an im bored with everyone.it sucks. people change and its gay. i also got the new unearth cd. i must say i am quite dissapointed. i think it sucks and no where near thre old stuff. anywho now that im done complaining yesterday was our show with folly. it was so much fun. i thought we played a good set. a lot of people were dancing for the breakdowns it was so awesome. there were no monitors so it was hard to hear ourselves on stage. we made a good amount of money on shirt sales. so over all it was a good day. folly was crazy live.in the middle of there set the singer told everyone to go buy our shirts. and he said he thought my band was awesome. thats a huge complement. go see them. after the show ended we were all in the parking lot and ashley shut chris's keys in his trunk so we ended up breaking one of his windows to get in his car. hah sucks for christopher. while i was standing there the singer of folly came over and hung out and talked to me for awhile. hes a really cool guy. thanks to chriso , amanda, kate, chris g, dylan, and of course ashley for coming. this post sucks so heres a horrible joke i found... A Scottish farmer was in his field digging up his potatoes. An American farmer looked over the fence and said "In Texas we grow potatoes 5 times larger than that!" The Scotsman replied " Ah but we just grow them for our own mouths son!" post comment

yo mamma is so fat (insert joke here) [26 Jul 2004|10:17pm] [ mood | tired ] [ music | heaven shall burn ] good evening. if its day good afternoon. i haven't wirtten in a couple of days but who care its not like u want to know. whats that u say? u do! bitchin home slice i left off at a guy eating shit. so thursday so much stuff happened. im lieing i just wanted u to think i was cool. friday i worked like a lazy mexican at joes.then made a surprise isit to ashley cause shes the best. saturday i worked until 1 then i slept and then went to dylans robot show. it was a eventful night. we all threw mike lennons my first sony out the 2nd story window it broke and i giggled like the little girl that i am. then i slept over ashley's o la la then hung out and came home. shes more awesome then you. and i worked today. the only thing that is worth telling is i went inside a hasidics house. yes a hasidic. i had to pick a exercise bike from joes. and i knocked on the door and i expected kids hanging from the wall and poop on the floor. and just a shitty house. it was actually nice inside. i was surprised. i can't waot for folly i wanna play so bad. my life is intresting so heres a couple yo mamma jokes.. Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu. Yo mama's so fat, even her shadow has stretch marks. Yo mama's so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her. Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a rowing machine and it sank. 2 comments|post comment

derekluvsitinthebutt [21 Jul 2004|12:58am] [ mood | tired ] [ music | beyond the sixth seal ] hello negros! wow i haven't written in awhile. thats becasue i have been writing yo mamma jokes and it doesn't work.ah let me see where i last left off... ah yes like 9 days ago..i forget anything from last week so i will start with friday. ok so i wake naked like i do everyday up right. put my slutty outfit on and worked at joes till 7. went to park and met up with ashley amanda and kate. thye bought some fish thats about it. so we all took a glorious journey to the medieval era to the castle. we went on the go-kart while hiding from the dragon. chris had the shitty car that went about 3 mph. tom crashed into me cause sparks and a pile up of cars. el funo! then kyle took kates fish ate it and then threw it back up and is lived! ha till about 10 then it died. i got some subway. i love that place i got an italian bmt with cheese and herbs bread. it was delicous then saw some band mates and had a rockin good time. then came to funroe where the power went out and i had to take a shit.fun fun fun. i finally got to poo after like 3 hrs of waiting. saturday got up ashley came and we went to band practice then hung out with the guys. we got a new intro done. its fabulious. then i tried to takes ashleys to applebees and there was 2347504523 asians so i couldn't so we settled for the diner. i got french fries with melted cheese on them hmmmmmmmmm. then we hung out then straight on to cricleville to play a show which didn't work out. we might play with sawtooth and mabus to make up for it which is coool;. then i spent the night at ashley which was f-u-n. i love her. sunday sunday sunday. we ewent to palisades wehre i bought kingpins like snowboard video back in black. ah it wasn't as good as i expected. zack leech had an awesome jibbing part. then drove and drove and finally i mad it back to my house then off to sebastians. i met his cousins we played wiffle ball. cbass cousins friend pooped into a cup and then ate a spoonful of it. awesome. then i bought cymbals. hi hates and a crash/ride. the crash ride sucks ass im pissed and thats all for now bitches post comment

is this queer there large and in charge and lookin for chickies (guess the movie) [12 Jul 2004|10:56pm] [ mood | worn out ] [ music | 7 angles 7 plauges ] hey bitches! here to read my exciting life again i see ha well let me fill you in mister or miss. so i left off on friday. so saturday was my graduation party. most of my family came and some of my friends came. not as many as i thought would but all my good friends were there. the highlights of the party were the ultimate game of marco polo ever. it was me, matt, zack, steve, sebastian playing and it just consisted of us pegging eachother as hard as we could with footballs, basketballs, beachballs, floaty things, basically anything we could get our hands on. i was hit in the face several times which just felt wonderful. some of my family was pegged even though they weren't in the pool which was pretty funny. another highlight was my band and sneaky-g playing. sneaky g played the best set i have ever seen and heard them play. it was heavy and good and sexual all at the same time. another one was when chris o'brien ate a tablespoon full of cinnimon. haha what it does is it dries out ur mouth completely and u can't swollow it. chris swollowed it so it came out his nose and stuff it was funny for us but not for him at all. then we made garrett try it. he choked and spit it all over the place. the rest of the evening was filled with poo stories. heres one: my cousin derek tried to poop in a paper bag on a dock in lake george. so he poops and he checked he bag and there was nothing in it. so he looked down and the poo fell out his shorts and onto the dock and he looked up and a couple was coming so he kicked the poo into the water and the couple put on scuba gear and went scuba diving with the poo. delicious. then after stories we went swimming untill 5 in the mouring. then sunday was the big day. my first show. it was so awesome. our pit was huge i can't believe so many people danced and i didn't mess up so thats a bonus. i love playing shows.its 32484184654 times better then just going to watch. THANK YOU to this gun for hires drummer for letting me use his set. and a big THANK YOU to dylan, steve, ashley(i love u), sebastian, derek, zack and amanda for coming.our next show is july 31st with FOLLY please ask for tickets. then went to nicks and drank and had alot of fun. the police came and we all ran inside like drunk idiots thinking they didn't see us. some stuff happened which i won't mention and i know u really to know. and today was a lazy day and more ultimate marco polo. 1 comment|post comment

the pictures remind me ( song thats stuck in my head) [10 Jul 2004|02:19am] [ mood | i miss snowboarding ] [ music | from a second story window ] hey good lookin, sorry if ur not. well i will tell u about my exciting life! ha so i left on that day wednesday. thursday was a fun day i slept till about 1 as usual. then got my naked self dressed and ran on over to band practice. it was awesome as usual. we finshed our 4th song. its fast and heavy and the drumming is all over the place as well as the guitars. we have everything down pat. we just need a little intro. sunday should be awesome. im just worried if not one will like us. thats all i want for people to like us. then in other big band news we are playing with FOLLY and the LOFT july 31 st. i can't believe it. i love kieth and devon. u people should come out. came home after practice and played timespliters 2 with sebastian which we are highly addicted to. then i went to ashleys with mitch, delfin, dylan, amanda, kate, and danielle. so mitch decided to let ashley and amanda put him in drag. they put him in a skirt , and nice shirt, jean jacket, lipstick, flip flops, did his hair up nice, and a thing that girls wear on their head. then we took him st shop rite plaza and made him walk around. hah it was funny everyone people pretty much knew is was a guy cause of mitch's massively hairy legs.and and he fell tryin to skate and his skirt came up when he fell. i must admit he has a nice butt in a skirt. then hung ot with ashley and we talked and watched tv. friday arrived and i worked from 11-7 and i still have that passion of hateing hasidics. bastards all of them. then i came home and c-bass was there cause he was playing video games all day with my brothers. then bam i went to the park with all my bitches yo. i met up with mitch cease and ashley and amandawe came back to my place and thats when theing got HOT real hot. mainly cause we lit mitch on fire and filmed it it was so funny. then went to good ol shop rite picked up drinks and doughnuts whic were terrible. so cease spit all over them. we got baack to mu humble abode and alex brendan and del were waiting for us. so we gave them the spit covered dougnuts. boy did they love em they ate a few and decided to tell them we spit on them. boy with they thrilled. they actually didn't care. ha i leave with this thought mitch could a girl and u would be able to tell if he gor rid of his body hair and penis post comment

you like tossed man salad [07 Jul 2004|01:52am] [ mood | tired ] [ music | the killing ] howdy ya'll! how do u do? oh thats good anywho...its 2:00 and its now wednesday. let me fill you in on how cool i am. sunday was a jolly day. it was 4th of july wooooooo! i had a good time i picked up ashley in gwl and we came to my humble abode. we hung out for a little and my family came over and me and my cousins went swiming. ashley did too. i pegged her in the face with a couple of balls. it was funn. so she did the same. then we ate some burgers yo. and c bass showed up and we were well on our was to his house in nj. its nice. i met his fellow columbian brother andre. hes cool and nice. in the first 5 mins i was there i was his penis cause he was peeing in the backyard and turned and waved at everyone while he was peeing. then i played beer pong. i lost untill c bass was my team mate. we won 3 in a row. the shin dig was fun i drank alot as did everyone there. i met most oof sebastians family and his brothers friend and his girlfriend. they're bitchin people. next day me ashely went to the international house of pancakes and then home where i hung out with ashley. around 5 it ws time to make noise with my band. it was fun we got another song down so thats # 4 for the show. hopefully we get 2 more practices before sunday sunday sunday. my first show it should be awesome. then i had some cake for garretts b-day. hes 13 and he has a mustache. its ok im a hairy man myself. o man imagine waxing ur genitals. ouch. then took me lady home and hung out. today i worked then went riding with mike. hah it was fun. mike bunnyhopped a fire hydrant. i almost did a 540 tailtap to fakie. mike got pulled over the other day for backing out his driveway to move his car and he wasn't wearing a seat belt. hahahahaha . i remember when i got pulled over once and they thought i had a gun. oh boy. i fell like eating nachos bellgrande right now post comment

i wanna rock! [03 Jul 2004|07:20pm] [ mood | i miss snowboarding ] [ music | psyopus ] well good evening everyone. well im home alone and im naked. so very naked. any who heres whats been going on. since i last posted i worked at joes again. it was insanely busy yesterday. GOD DAMN HASIDICS. cheap assholes thats all i have to say about them. oh and they think they can do anything in the store. 2 came in yesterday started touching everything used the employee bathroom and phone all with out asking. rude assholes. so anywho i built and fixed bikes till 7 and flew home. guess who was there..c'mon guess..... i know who ur thinking.....no not heraldo... it was ashley and amanda. they sat and watched me eat and play in the pool. then amanda left and i took ashley on a romantic date..... the castle! oh it was sexy. the way the long stiff clubs wacked our balls around... it was fun. then i took her home. and im driveing along and bam i was speeding and a cop pulls out behind we and i didn't know what to do so i pulled into her old house and the cop went past. whew! then finally made it to her house where we talked and ate yogurt. shes awesome. and i left. today i helped build my new pourch in the front and then worked at joes where it was a 80's metal weekend on the radio.i know have twisted sister suck in my head. i wanna rock! i came home and rode my quterpipe. i learned 180 to pedal to 180 to feeble to toothpick bonk out and i learned a sprocket stall to disaster. then my bike broke. it sucks. i haven't been riding much cause my bike keeps breaking. i put about $100 into it allready and its stil falling apart. im getting paid tuesday so hopefully i can get it fixed. then i went in my pool. i was peeeing off the pool deck and i heard someone laughing behind me and i turned around and my neighbor was laughing at me which was very queer. which leaves me to now.. bored. i haven't really hung out with dylan and steve in awhile. they just wanna smoke. i haven't seen mitch and matt c in awhile either. well i doubt u care im just rambleing well im done. 2 comments|post comment

spooky [01 Jul 2004|09:51pm] [ mood | bored ] [ music | today is the day ] nothing really exciting has happened lately. i worked tuesday at joe's and worked with my dad on wednesday and slept over ashleys and here i am now. 10 more days untill my show im getting excited. i have nothing else to say so i'll put these weird lyrics by the # 12 from an audio clip about a guy who killed a little girl... i took her to an empty house in westchester i had already picked up. when we got there i told her to wait outside, pick wild flowers. i went upstairs and stripped all of my clothes off. i knew if i did not i would get her blood on them. when all was ready i went to the window and called her. then i hid in the closet until she was in the room. she saw me all naked and began to cry and tried to run downstairs. i grabbed her and she said she would tell her mama. first i stripped her naked. how she did kick bite and scratch. i choked her to death. then i cut her into small peices so i could take my meat to my room, cook and eat it. it took me nine days to eat her entire body. i did not fuck her. though i could have as i wished. she died a virgin. spooky huh? post comment

you can't always polish a turd [29 Jun 2004|12:29am] [ mood | tired ] [ music | bodies in the gears of the apparatus- a lubicated rubber ... ] hellllllllllloooo and how are you? fine you say? thats what i though.. anywho i left off with a website about men with a balloon fetish. haha theres a picture of a guy humping a big balloon. ha it gives a bio of the person and their favorite noise a balloon makes.... oh yea i left off on last thursday. so friday i graduated. i will never have to see that horrible school ever again. i will never have to see any of those cokeheads again wooooooooooo!then i went to the allnight graduation. i basically paid $35 to eat free food. i played ashley in this american gladiator q-tip fighting thing. i kicked her ass! i jabbed her in the face 3 times and wacked a few other times. i though i snapped her neck. haha i let her win once cause thats the kinda guy i am. the entrie night everyone was winning crap. i did not win anything...i hate everyone who won raffles you should all die horrilbe firey deaths. so saturday was my cousin tonyas grad. party. hah that had fun written all over it. i ate food then got my picture taken with my cap and moo moo. it ended up with me mooning my entire family and them taking pitcures. i also played 40 5 year olds and ashley in dodgeball. it was me, my 18 year old cousin and zack vs. my little baby cousins, some 5 ,6 ,7 and 8 year olds and ashley. it was so funny pegging the little bastards. a couple cried and tried to find their parents but i was like nooooooooo just sit down on the side cause ur out and they listened. so after that nothing else happened. sun was steves, chris's, and andy's parties. i ate a ton at steves. got my nipples colored black at chris's, and had a gay ol time at andys. and today i worked from 11-7 and then taco bell run # 7086502346 it was delicious. nachos bellgrande!. one final thought.... i have pooped around 10 pounds on sunday... delicious post comment

this one is goes out to chris o brien because he thinks its gay but reads it and knows all about me [25 Jun 2004|12:33am] [ mood | gasy i have to poo ] [ music | deadwater drowning - my fist your face ] well how dooooooooo you do? fine i see. so where did i leave off ahhh yes... so tuesday ashley amanda and kate came over and boy was it fun! no it wasn't untill kate's mom picked her up. then tried to bowl in warwick. we failed so ashley and amanda went home. then thats when the scary fun began. me dylan c bass kyle and chris tried to play o we ja! or ojuwe or ah ju wa or wejia or ou ju a. oujia i thinks its called. so we called "the spirits" and nothing happened except c bass farted and it smelled like he ate cat poop with his ass.we made several attempts which ended in us punching eachother for moving the piece. so after more tries we called it a night. then wednesday rolled around. i went to joes for awhile stopped over ashleys for a bit then flew to band practice. which went well. went over a the songs fixed some things and almost finished a new song. july 11th is going to be bitchin. then this bring me to today i did nothing untill ashley gary and jaz came over. it was good to see gary again.same for jaz. ashley was there too.... naked. i wish. ha no she came too and made it a fun day. so they leave right.. and this huge manitee come waltzing in like it owns the place and starts knocking crap over, and laughing loudly and it even put my pants in the tunafish. i could not believe so i kick his ass out. then around 9:45 ashley came back over and we hung out and talked till 12 when she left again. i love that girl. then this bring me to now in on the computer and i recieve word for some person that mr t. ( a persons name i cannot say because i will get arrested if he reads this i do not kid you either. i allready have charges pressed on me for those who live under a rock) who is 18 hooked up with a 8th grader wooooooooooo! cradle snatchin. hah and the girls parent were at mr. cone so this kid neil told the girls parents hahahah! hehehe! well i leave with this thought ... there is a website dedicated to people with balloon fetishes 2 comments|post comment

stole this from gary cause it had music in it [23 Jun 2004|11:53am] [ mood | jubilant ] [ music | bury your (fucking) dead- ten minute romance ] Circle Takes The Square or Converge?: converge obviously Norma Jean or As I Lay Dying?: as i lay dying Darkest Hour or Black Paper Diary?: darkest hour UnderOATH or Daughters?: neither but as the sun sets rather then the daughters Atreyu or Every Time I Die?: atreyu is shit definetly old everytime i die not there new shit Remembering Never or Bleeding Through?: bleeding though sucks remembering never by far Dead Poetic or A Static Lullaby?: both are shitty Alexisonfire or Curl Up And Die?: curl up and die Skycamefalling or Poison The Well?: neither On Broken Wings or From A Second Story Window?: tough they both rule A Life Once Lost or From Autumn To Ashes?: old a life once lost fata is terrible 7 Angels 7 Plagues or Bane?: 7 angles 7 plauges ShadowsFall or Hopesfall?: neither Most Precious Blood or Eighteen Visions?:neither they are both god aweful bands Dillinger Escape Plan or Himsa?:dilingerbut himsa is still good Unearth or Between The Buried And Me?: tie that one is hard Silverstein or The Agony Scene?: neither Avenged Sevenfold or Blood Has Been Shed?: blood has been shed Creation Is Crucifixion or Evergreen Terrace?:evergreen terrace Dead To Fall or Across Five Aprils?: DEAD TO FALL Zao or Red Roses For A Blue Lady?: red roses ZAO SUCKS Beloved or Comeback Kid?: neither Shia Hulud or Burnt By The Sun?: burnt by the sun! Matchbook Romance or My Chemical Romance?: both make me want to jam pencils in my ears Give Up The Ghost or Anatomy Of A Ghost?: also god aweful bands Funeral For A Friend or The Early November?: the rest of the list is shitty music Cursive or The Beautiful Mistake?: As Friends Rust or Bright Eyes?: My Ruin or Jack Off Jill?: Ladytron or Le Tigre?: post comment

[22 Jun 2004|01:22pm] [ mood | hungry ] [ music | the red chord- dreaming in dog years ] hah so theres a few things i forgot to put in my last entry. well yesterday i had band practice. it was awesome as usual. we just went over our songs, changed things around and tried to add lyrics but that didn't work out. we have a show july 11th with the sawtooth grin, my bitter end, mabus, this gun for hire and i think thats it. then came home and learned i forgot to go into joe fix its to work. that kinda sucks. then hung out like my last entry. then i wake up today and my mom is kinda pissed because i got caught on the video camera throwing stuff and sliding on the floor with dylan. supposedly im getting a call saying i can't walk at graduation. i hope i get called i will hide my poop all over that school and cool gross things like that. i wouldn't want to walk anyway. i hate most of the kids in my grade. plus i don't know half of them anyway but im pretty sure i don't like them either. heres a random thought.... i don't like when i talk to someone on the computer and they go.... hey whats up lol. there is no need to type lol. i hate that. u can't make urself "laugh out loud" by asking me whats up. anywho thats all for now. ashleys coming so that should be fun cause shes awesome. 4 comments|post comment

[22 Jun 2004|01:55am] [ mood | lazy ] [ music | the # 12 looks like you ] well this is my first entry. i have always wanted to make an account because i thought it was cool. not that you people care but i think its cool idea. i also just wanna see if im boring. hah. well you can expect to learn about mike hipsman and what goes on in my life i will share stories and other things to enlighten you people. ok so here it goes..... lately i have been riding, rockin out with my band, hanging out, going to shows, and having a damn good time.i just finished high school which is weird and this brings me to today. i guess i should tell my adventure of tonight. tonight was spend telling pooping and other such stories with andy,ben, ben's friend who looked like he was 40, adam, james, alex,my brother, his friend brian, amanda and sarah. some funny stories were said and pooping and having hard times. andy had a good story about him having to poop and the toilets were so dirty that he pooped to the side of the bowl. hahaha. um what other stories.... hahaha oh yea ben walking in on his grandma taking a sapository (medication u put in ur bum) hahaha. gross. theres more i forget im sure i'll remember and i'll tell u guys and u'll laugh and giggle till the sun comes up and u crap ur pants. thats all for now. thanks for reading i hope u i touched u in a new way that u liked. 1 comment|post comment

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